Kelly Kissed Me

or Love Amongst The Shift Chemists

[At a Warrington chemical works,

young Kelly arouses the feelings of a colleague on the night shift]

“Kelly kissed me,

She rose from the seat where she sat,

And she kissed me.”

But……

The lady denies, with fire in her eyes.

It is lies!

"I didn’t.

I wouldn’t.

He’s older than you, John,

I couldn’t.

And me Mum said I shouldn’t.

I didn’t."

But….

On a night shift one Saturday night,

Not feeling too bright.

I was nodding off, yawning,

When without any warning,

Kelly kissed me.

She rose from the seat where she sat,

And she kissed me,

Twice - First one missed me

She kissed me and then - She did it again

I said “Kelly, Are you pissed?

You just kissed me,

You just couldn’t resist me.

I’ve been kissed once today,

Just in the usual way

But your kisses,

They’re not like the missus’

They’re sweeter”

“Well”, said Kelly,

“That could be the jelly”

“ ‘coz I love being covered in jelly.

Raspberry, lovely and smelly.”

I says with a grin –

“Can I rub it in?”

She says “No, get your hand off my belly”

And later, as Sunday was dawning,

Again with no warning,

As the morning sunlight lit up her hair,

Kelly kissed me, just there..

And each kiss left me reeling.

Such passion, such feeling.

I said “Kelly, Can we do it kneeling?”

“Hang on, it was only a kiss.

I’m not offering sexual bliss.

It’s a token, a greeting,

Two bodies meeting.

Just a kiss.”

“But the feel of your lips,

With your hands on my hips

Oh, Kelly, Why are your kisses so special to me?”

“Ah well”, she says –

“I’m an expert,

I’ve got a degree!”

TO CONCLUDE:

“Wilf, Kelly kissed you?

You’re lyin’

She weren’t even tryin’

Or perhaps it was Brian”

Say what you want,

I’m sure that you will.

But I’ll tell you again,

The truth is still :

Kelly Kissed Me!

So say I'm weary; Say I'm sad

Say that health and wealth have missed me

Say I'm growing old, but add

That Kelly Morton Kissed Me!